I lead an occasionally interesting life filled with adventures and a lot of naps, rarely at the same time. I am simultaneously an emerging business professional/success story and a secretly immature kid at heart. I am an old soul and a modern "hipster", apparently. I am a contradiction, but not.

Let your stalking begin. Expect discussions of coffee, philosophy, music postings and images of the things I am interested in being reblogged because I am too lazy to develop original internet content.

Posts Tagged: workaholics

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If you are a good looking female, and you post a picture of yourself under one of my tags… I’m going to like the photo. It’s a simple system, and I hope you won’t find it insulting.

I decided to reward myself for being the top sales gun of the month by ordering a Top Gun hat. They were sold out, so I emailed this guy (awesome) and told him to let me know when they were in stock. Our Workaholics inspired exchange was SO tight butthole.

I decided to reward myself for being the top sales gun of the month by ordering a Top Gun hat. They were sold out, so I emailed this guy (awesome) and told him to let me know when they were in stock. Our Workaholics inspired exchange was SO tight butthole.

"You don’t have to worry about us, because we’re straight as…as arrows. We should be in quivers because we’re…we’re archers."

- Adam Demamp

Catherine Zeta Jonesssss

This video is so tight butthole.

"Yeah well it is a tear jerker. Morgan Freeman, Jack Nicholson, they have a whole list of things to Schindler before they die."

- Adam Devine on Workaholicsh

When Ders kicks the raccoon, I lose my shit every single time.

"Shakespeare was a smart dude, he was president of Rome."

- Workaholics