I lead an occasionally interesting life filled with adventures and a lot of naps, rarely at the same time. I am simultaneously an emerging business professional/success story and a secretly immature kid at heart. I am an old soul and a modern "hipster", apparently. I am a contradiction, but not.

Let your stalking begin. Expect discussions of coffee, philosophy, music postings and images of the things I am interested in being reblogged because I am too lazy to develop original internet content.

Posts Tagged: ny

  • Two Guys in Tuxedo, top hat and cane Halloween Costumes: Can we bum some cigarettes?
  • Me: A couple of well to do gentlemen such as yourselves? Surely you can afford them.
  • Them: Wow, nicely done.

I give you a selection of Defonte’s sandwiches for your viewing pleasure.

Roxy was passed out and I tried to draw on her face. She woke up, I’m losing my gift.

Roxy was passed out and I tried to draw on her face. She woke up, I’m losing my gift.

Superbowl 46 will officially be a rematch between the NY Giants and the NE Patriots. The Giants have won 5 games in a row to get there! Incredible.

Superbowl 46 will officially be a rematch between the NY Giants and the NE Patriots. The Giants have won 5 games in a row to get there! Incredible.

"We cover Cruz, they hit Nicks. We cover Nicks, they hit Cruz. We finally cover both and they hit Manningham for a TD. Fuck."

- The San Francisco 49ers

Roxy and I watching football. She couldn’t stop watching long enough to take a picture. What a bitch.

Roxy and I watching football. She couldn’t stop watching long enough to take a picture. What a bitch.

NY Giants Stadium Cake
GO GIANTS

NY Giants Stadium Cake

GO GIANTS

Mark Fuckerberg, why you gotta assume this was about the San Francisco Giants?! Rude, bro.