I lead an occasionally interesting life filled with adventures and a lot of naps, rarely at the same time. I am simultaneously an emerging business professional/success story and a secretly immature kid at heart. I am an old soul and a modern "hipster", apparently. I am a contradiction, but not.

Let your stalking begin. Expect discussions of coffee, philosophy, music postings and images of the things I am interested in being reblogged because I am too lazy to develop original internet content.

Posts Tagged: comic

I can’t breathe.

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I am currently on jury for a trial. It was my first time on Jury Duty and I got selected. This is now my profile picture. 

I am currently on jury for a trial. It was my first time on Jury Duty and I got selected. This is now my profile picture. 

Source: Spotify

Abraham Lincoln shat lizards.

Abraham Lincoln shat lizards.

The best scene.

Milk is a great topic for comedy.

Milk is a great topic for comedy.

MFW people eat cheese sticks by biting them, rather than pulling them vertically.

MFW people eat cheese sticks by biting them, rather than pulling them vertically.

Perry Bible Fellowship

Perry Bible Fellowship