And shout out to the 25,000 that died while you were reading this post.
SHOUT OUT. THANK YOU ANIMALS.
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Ron: Is this all the eggs we have?
Donna: Yes…what are you making?
Breakfast: Tomato, onion and cheese omelet, canadian bacon, bacon bacon and biscuits.
Master of Breakfast Secret of the Day: Slow cook your bacon, it will render the fat out and then essentially confit the bacon in its own pool of awesome fat. Then reserve a thin layer of that fat and cook your eggs in it.
Instead of attempting to use pickup lines/techniques, I think I’ll just start showing women pictures of the incredible breakfasts I can make should they choose to sleep with me.
So I had a sausage and egg biscuit, egg and cheese biscuit and an order of Bo-tato rounds for breakfast this morning. Grand total nutrition bomb?
1,340 Calories with 774 of those Calories from fat
Guess what, kids.
If you are a good looking female, and you post a picture of yourself under one of my tags… I’m going to like the photo. It’s a simple system, and I hope you won’t find it insulting.
Tomorrow I will acquire a taylor ham, egg and cheese bagel sandwich for breakfast. It will be glorious.
Tomorrow, my parents and I shall go to breakfast and I shall demolish a plate of the best corned beef hash, eggs and home fries in Central NJ at this place right here:
They make fresh corned beef hash. It’s unreal and damn near impossible to find.
Look at that menu, savages:
Bacon fried home fries with fried egg and sriracha.
With Samuel L Jackson, activism breakfast. SOPA and PIPA sucks. Jesse Marino Black Out 2012.