I lead an occasionally interesting life filled with adventures and a lot of naps, rarely at the same time. I am simultaneously an emerging business professional/success story and a secretly immature kid at heart. I am an old soul and a modern "hipster", apparently. I am a contradiction, but not.

Let your stalking begin. Expect discussions of coffee, philosophy, music postings and images of the things I am interested in being reblogged because I am too lazy to develop original internet content.

Posts Tagged: awesome

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- Button down shirt (appropriately left partially unbuttoned)

- Light colored khaki pants

- Blazer

- Pocket full of pennies

- Fake knife (to hold in my mouth when appropriate)

- Sign that reads “We demand to be taken seriously” to hold in any and all pictures

- Image of a dove to be left just sticking out of my jacket pocket

- Playing cards

- Name tag that reads “G.O.B : President, Magician, Bee Entrepreneur” (for non fans of the show)

- Final Countdown downloaded to my phone and ready to play

That’ll do.

Came home to this in my fridge…