GOB Costume, Engage
- Button down shirt (appropriately left partially unbuttoned) - Light colored khaki pants - Blazer - Pocket full of pennies - Fake knife (to hold in my mouth when appropriate) - Sign that reads “We demand to be taken seriously” to hold in any and all pictures - Image of a dove to be left just sticking out of my jacket pocket - Playing cards - Name tag that reads...
futoons: The worst.
Because, you know, when the bible was written, and then rewritten, and then...– David Cross - Bigger and Blackerer
Things that go through my mind...
What is the threshold, in quantity, of confetti that turns the use of confetti from sad to boisterous and celebratory? Each piece of confetti on its own is just garbage. If I dropped 4-5 pieces of paper from my second story window, someone below would just look up and be like, “what a dick.” At what number of individual pieces of colored paper would I go from being a pain in the ass...
You better run and hide before you cross the line, I’ve got a knife behind...– Foster The People - Call It What You Want
That is my principal objection to life, I think: It’s too easy, when alive, to...– Kurt Vonnegut (via honeyforthehomeless)
Life is Something We Don't Talk About Enough...
I was at a bar last night for a friend’s 21st birthday and for some reason, 2 beer Jesse had some sort of epiphany. Not so much an epiphany, let’s call it an interesting thought I felt like fleshing out. A group of a capella singers happened to be at the bar and sang to my recently 21 friend. As I was listening (the group was excellent, even several drinks in) I just thought about how...
Love is the pursuit of the whole.– Plato (via theancientworld)
Knock knock on the door, who’s it for? There’s nobody in here. ...– What Would You Say - Dave Matthews Band
Live at Piedmont Park
dontburnthepig: Don’t Drink the Water. Always fucking mind- blowing.